Why did the woman spray a black man in the eyes with pepper spray, then promptly run away? Because the woman was a notorious criminal and was currently robbing the man's house, but was caught in the act so she used pepper spray as her last line of defense while she fled from the scene before the man could call the police to detain her and put her in prison for her crimes.

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Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

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Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

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Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

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Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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