- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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