- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Women's rights

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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