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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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