Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What comes after 69? 70

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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