- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Justin's life

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Error 37.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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