That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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