what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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the midget went to the midget store

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Your Mom The End.

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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