Well, first of all, what I have overcome both mentally (trauma) and physically (lots of shit) is in the past, lets leave it there. Second yeah, I can basically shift my sense of left and right at will, meaning I can choose which arm to write with, and write things mirrored without even thinking about it, I can fool my senses basically, one second I struggle playing the piano because I have just trained with one, then I make my brain believe I have been practicing with both, its simple, but complicated to explain, while my ears are perfectly normal, I got two sets of balance nerves, it just gets more complicated from there.

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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