knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Once, I went to Peru.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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