- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

How do you make a car? You build it.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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