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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

I C U P White stuff

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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