- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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