Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

Why didn't he finish his

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

France had one revolution

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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