- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. I said who's there? Knock Knock. WHO THE FUCK'S THERE, GODDAMNIT? Knock Knock. PLEASE STOP IT STOP IT OH GOD STOP IT Knock Knock SWEET DEAR JESUS GOD CHRIST STOPSTOPOHGODSTOPITNOW Knock Knock. FORGODSSAKECOMEIN. Hello, Mark. Oh, hi, Steven.

Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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