- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

sky's sty

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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