You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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wael.. nuff said

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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