Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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A man walked into a bar owch

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Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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