Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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