- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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