- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

here's a joke... the american education society

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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