- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why did the house burn down? Obama

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

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How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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