- Anti Joke

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.