- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know whats not funny white boards.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

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