- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Jeff

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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