A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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how do u kill a blonde: drop something shiny at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 2 blondes: but a mirror at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 3 blondes: ask which 1 of them is the prettiest and then wait 5 minuetes:)

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why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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Women's rights

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roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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A forty-year-old man forces a young child to strip down and take a shower. The child screams and cries, but the man persists angily. He then carries the child into his bed. The child pleads, "Help! Mom, make him stop!" The mother yells back, "Just listen to him. He's your father and it's past your bedtime." This is a common night-time routine for parents with their first child

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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