- Anti Joke

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

A midget walked under a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass