- Anti Joke

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Smoke Day, Every Weed.