- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

SHUT UP JP

poop.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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