How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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