- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

here's a joke... the american education society

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

YOU

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

dyslexic's Untie

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Ben Affleck

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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