Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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Beka has AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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