- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

13 =B you just learned something

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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