Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

nothing

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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