- Anti Joke

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.