- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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