Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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womens rights

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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