If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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knock knock come in

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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just in time?

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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