- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

A van drives into a car.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

This sentence is a lie.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

You and your parents are going to die today

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

So a blonde walks into a wall...

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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