- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Fat? Jesse Z

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

bryden is a faggot

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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