- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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