my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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