- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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