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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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