- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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