Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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