- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

black people

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

Chris is hairy

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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