Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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