- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

A paralysed man falls over.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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