Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Tim likes girls

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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69- by Adam Chebali

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Jovan

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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Honk if you're Amish!

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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where's mom I killed her

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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School

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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