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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

Knock, knock. Door opened.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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