- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

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