- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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