- Anti Joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Women outside of the kitchen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

it was all Tagart

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.