OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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