Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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I love alchohol!

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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Women's rights

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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