What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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wanna hear a better joke? casey.

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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Why so serious? Your brother died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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A woman wears a dress.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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