What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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