- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What is funnier than 24 69

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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