- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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