- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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