- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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