It was a beautiful day. Face.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

u know whats a crime? rape

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I had friends on the Death Star.

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