What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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sucks Syntax...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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