Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Michael Brown

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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