- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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Want to hear a joke? No.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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