- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

Why so serious ?

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

whats worse than jonny james obviously

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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