What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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miha kako si?

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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