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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

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