Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

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What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

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Why did the little girl's pet bunny pass away? Because her neighbor ripped out it's vitals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the low cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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