- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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