What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

In soviet Russia...things are different

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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