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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Justin Bieber

okay so theres this guy.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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