What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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