What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

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A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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