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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Sarah Palin.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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