What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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No antijoke here.

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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willam dafoe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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