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What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

When you have read this, you've already read it.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

who's a slut... you're mom

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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