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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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