Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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