- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

Knock Knock. Come in.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

wanna hear a joke? yes

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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