- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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