what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Why did jim all I over? He dies

thumb_up thumb_down -27

your so fat. your fat!

thumb_up thumb_down -27

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

thumb_up thumb_down -29

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

thumb_up thumb_down -29

stinky boner

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

thumb_up thumb_down -29

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

thumb_up thumb_down -29

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops