How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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whats black and strange a paki

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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