Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What is black and looks like a person A black person

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Knock, Knock Who's There

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

haha Otarts was here

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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