- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

what's the difference between a duck?

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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