How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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Oh, go away

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