- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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