A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Sarah Palin.

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

TIMMY

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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