- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

whos on the right track? lady gaga

A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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