Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

A miserable man committed suicide.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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