Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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A van drives into a car.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Guest what? Dog

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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