- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Trump will make America great again.

Robin, get in the batmobile

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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