Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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Pickles are moist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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Are you a tree

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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penis

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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