Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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This is hypothetical remember, just examples with no roots in real life events. The problem with your former employee, was that he would easily have played the victim, certain organizations would have paid him a fortune for the intel he had collected, and surely also agreed to let him walk away, and get you and your small (relatively) crack team death penalty on the spot, just like the underground, you would have been branded terrorists simply because certain people would have earned billions by doing so. The wizard would most likely have gone free, as long as he shared every tiny bit of info, then the cops, the feds, would have blamed it all on you for being his supervisor, you would not have survived the ordeal, trust me.

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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