Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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