A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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Homo say what?

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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