- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

knock knock!? . . No.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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