- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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