What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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haha Otarts was here

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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