What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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im not food

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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haha black people :D

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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Anti Joke

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