wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

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What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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So a guy goes to his doctor because he thinks he has an STD. He asks the doctor "how bad is it doc?" to which the doctor replies "Well, I got the test results and it doesn't look good. You've got chlamydia, gonorrhea, and onomatopoeia. The guy asks "What's onomatopoeia?" The doctor replies "It's exactly what it sounds like"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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