- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

2 black kids walk into school

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

A muslim paints Mohammed

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

su algato es en fuego

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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