did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

12 niqqa 12.

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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