- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Once upon a time, The end.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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