Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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womens rights

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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