- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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