What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

Want to hear a joke? Obama

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Justin with a hat.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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