WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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Get it? More.

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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