Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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Anti Joke

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