roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

charlie sheen becomes sober.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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