- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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